Life in a Retirement Community

This was forwarded to me by my mother, who saw it in her town's local paper.

REWARD $100

For information leading to the individual that hit my 2005
Chevrolet Uplander at the Belle Aire gate causing $1,700 damage.
The 4-seat, high-speed, cream color golf cart had a Green Bay
Packer emblem, one set of clubs in an all-black bag. The man
driving was in his mid-60's. Hit and Run. The cart was north
bound on Buena Vista. Thanks to two ladies who followed the cart
to the next tunnel north and reported back that the cart did not
come out. Call ...... or ....... (352)...-.... for reward.