"Celestial Drops?" Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Imagine...a miracle cure for the citrus canker that has ravaged Florida's orange groves over the past several years. That's right, a little bottle of "Celestial Drops" is all you need:

Researchers worked with a rabbi and a cardiologist to test "Celestial Drops," promoted as a canker inhibitor because of its "improved fractal design," "infinite levels of order" and "high energy and low entropy."

Imagine also if you will, Katherine Harris (that's right, the Katherine Harris who sealed the victory for Dubya in 2000 by discarding thousands of minority votes) trying to push this product on the State of Florida. Read more...

I hope she runs against Bill Nelson for Senate in '06.