Tired of Dating Liberals?
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I tell you, if I wasn't already married I would be sorely tempted to amuse myself with this site. Think of the fun that could be had pretending to be conservative and taking these women out to restaurants (vegetarian, heh), only to give them a little surprise by unloading my "liberal agenda" on them: "So what do you think about Toyota Prius getting only 55 miles per gallon?" Or, "Yeah, they definitely should raise the minimum wage, and soon!" Or, "I sure am glad the NCAA is outlawing derogatory Native American sports mascots." Et cetera, et cetera; the possibilities are endless.
The whole thing could even be videotaped with a hidden camera, kind of like Punk'd. Ooooh...
I tell you, if I wasn't already married I would be sorely tempted to amuse myself with this site. Think of the fun that could be had pretending to be conservative and taking these women out to restaurants (vegetarian, heh), only to give them a little surprise by unloading my "liberal agenda" on them: "So what do you think about Toyota Prius getting only 55 miles per gallon?" Or, "Yeah, they definitely should raise the minimum wage, and soon!" Or, "I sure am glad the NCAA is outlawing derogatory Native American sports mascots." Et cetera, et cetera; the possibilities are endless.
The whole thing could even be videotaped with a hidden camera, kind of like Punk'd. Ooooh...
posted by The Squeaky Pig at 8:58 AM
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